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widowshill2013-02-27 09:46 pm
swords) wrote in widowshill2013-02-27 09:46 pm
verse listing: evil twin shop of shadows.
jk these verses aren't actually related at all. i'm just too lazy to put them in separate posts, but i need to work them all into a feasible timeline, so you all gotta deal with the consequences.
in one corner we have -
that one time that roger collins, mia, and vicki winters teamed up to fight demons and get away from vampires because seriously fuck that. basically, an excuse for vicki and mia to work firearms better than roger could ever hope to, and also potentially get married or something idk.
⸰ insomniacs anonymous.
⸰ HEY WHAT'S UP BABY IT WAS REAL NICE TO MEETCHA.
⸰ in which roger can now bring the proper weapon to a knife fight.
⸰ roger didn't lock her in the closet but he's still fucking gross oh my god.
⸰ let's have a tea party and btw roger sucks.
⸰ update: now in nyc and roger still sucks.
shit that doesn't fit anywhere because it's the 1980s and also it's too silly:
⸰ vicki was a loner lovable stoner????
⸰ oh sorry i thought boat was code for penis.
⸰ it's important to know who would hit that apparently.
and in the other -
i have no idea what's going on other than dale cooper and belle needed to get married like twenty years ago.
⸰ IT STARTED WITH A WHISPEEEEER AND THAT WAS WHEN HE DROPED HIS WALLEEEEET.
⸰ look at these awkward stupid children eating breakfast together wow.
⸰ (da doo!) diane, i was walking in the light tunnel that evening -
⸰ okay so closets are super romantic apparently.
⸰ flash forward: i have no idea as to the status of their relationship other than a) still together, and b) he still takes coffee too seriously.
various other things that don't make sense given the vague time period and maybe also the fact that they were probably directed by wes anderson or some shit idefk:
⸰ idk you say alien apocalypse but i just think of mars attacks.
⸰ dale i need you to lay off the punctuation and parenthesis until they're actually needed thanks.
⸰ so they'd sleep with each other does that mean they like each other idk idk.
in one corner we have -
that one time that roger collins, mia, and vicki winters teamed up to fight demons and get away from vampires because seriously fuck that. basically, an excuse for vicki and mia to work firearms better than roger could ever hope to, and also potentially get married or something idk.
⸰ insomniacs anonymous.
⸰ HEY WHAT'S UP BABY IT WAS REAL NICE TO MEETCHA.
⸰ in which roger can now bring the proper weapon to a knife fight.
⸰ roger didn't lock her in the closet but he's still fucking gross oh my god.
⸰ let's have a tea party and btw roger sucks.
⸰ update: now in nyc and roger still sucks.
shit that doesn't fit anywhere because it's the 1980s and also it's too silly:
⸰ vicki was a loner lovable stoner????
⸰ oh sorry i thought boat was code for penis.
⸰ it's important to know who would hit that apparently.
and in the other -
i have no idea what's going on other than dale cooper and belle needed to get married like twenty years ago.
⸰ IT STARTED WITH A WHISPEEEEER AND THAT WAS WHEN HE DROPED HIS WALLEEEEET.
⸰ look at these awkward stupid children eating breakfast together wow.
⸰ (da doo!) diane, i was walking in the light tunnel that evening -
⸰ okay so closets are super romantic apparently.
⸰ flash forward: i have no idea as to the status of their relationship other than a) still together, and b) he still takes coffee too seriously.
various other things that don't make sense given the vague time period and maybe also the fact that they were probably directed by wes anderson or some shit idefk:
⸰ idk you say alien apocalypse but i just think of mars attacks.
⸰ dale i need you to lay off the punctuation and parenthesis until they're actually needed thanks.
⸰ so they'd sleep with each other does that mean they like each other idk idk.